He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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