Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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