I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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