my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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