Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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