This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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