I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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NoShamevember. You game?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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