Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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