well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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