Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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