Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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