It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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