Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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