I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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