The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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