I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Damn victory sex feels great
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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