Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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