I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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