There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
