remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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