doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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