Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I think people are normalizing furries
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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