She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
he was CRYING into my vagina
how do flat chested girls get laid?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
So. Much. Porn.
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