didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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