i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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