they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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