she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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