So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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