Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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