I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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