what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
