Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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