Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
How does it feel to date your dad?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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