She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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