gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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