I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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