Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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