Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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