I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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