More tranny stories later!
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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