We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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