I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
