How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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