The brown eye won't let me do that either.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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