question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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