like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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