I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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