I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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