So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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