Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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