awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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