What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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