She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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