that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
How's work?
Spinning.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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