he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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