Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
