Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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