walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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