Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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