Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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