She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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