Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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