You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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