HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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